im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize