I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
