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Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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