the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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