If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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