no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
that's an acceptable place to lick
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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