i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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