If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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