Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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