i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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