"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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