let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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