Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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