and you said cock pushups were impossible
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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