Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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