The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
