arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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