"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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