Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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