how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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