You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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