super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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