Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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