I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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