And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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