I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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