Your face is a jimmy john
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
