Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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