It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
His nipple licking is glorious
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