Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My pussy is not your playground.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize
