the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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