Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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