can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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