Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just want to make out with him forever
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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