I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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