He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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