Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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