Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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