the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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