There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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