Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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