She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I supernannyed him into submission
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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