i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
