Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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