at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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