her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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