it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
