She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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