stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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