why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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