Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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