do herpes really smell.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
A+ Viking dick
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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