I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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