talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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